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Funny thing about being a parent. There aren't any tech manual
no quick readouts to get you through the next set of variables....
Funny thing about desire. If it's not crude, it's not pure." -- Dr. Caligari
Funny you should mention that, I was a gynecologist once. -- Pick up line
Funny you should use the word "taste"...
Fun to leave on a friend's machine when he's away..
. Sounds of raptuous sex:) Hi. Mike can't come to the phone right now because he's having sex....
Fun with Fertilizer will never make it as network show. -- Da
Furbling, v.: Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Furious activity is no substitute for understanding. -- H. H. William
furrfu: // [USENET] excl. Written-only equivalent of "Sheesh!
it is, in fact, "sheesh" modified by {rot13}....
Furriers appreciate good beaver.

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