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• London's Law of Libraries: No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.
• The book you want is on either the bottom shelf, accessible by crawling, or on the top shelf, accessible only by wobbly ladder.
  -- London's Law of Librarie...
• Alzheimer's advantage: you only need to own one book.
• Fundamentalist: One who's mental and wants your funds.
• Manual, n.: A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given item.
  One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The information you need in in the others....
• manual, n: A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given item.
  One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The information you need in in the others....
• Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross references.