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• Find an impersonator who CAN'T do Robin Leech.
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• SMILEY (:^( Jack Nicholson in Chinatow
• The Shining Heeeeere's Johnny! --Jack Nicholso
• Just let the wardrobe do the acting. -- Jack Nicholson (to Michael Keaton, on the set of Batman)
• Never rub another man's rhubarb. -- Jack Nicholson as The Joker, "Batman", the movie
• That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!
  -- Homer Simpson Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you can't afford divorce.
  -- Jack Nicholso...