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Ever see a Dirty Harry movie?" "Yessir!" "Like 'em?
"Yessir! Very much so!" -- A soldier with a gun to his head in "The America...
Ever shoot an elephant in your pajamas?
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to have to supply a man with food and then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
-- Helen Rowland...
Ever since prehistoric times, wise men have tried to understand what, exactly, make people laugh.
That's why they were called wise men....
Ever tried to catch a flying boomerang?
Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? Just spell "Evian" backwards!
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? -- John Mendoza
Ever wonder why the SAME PEOPLE make up ALL the conspiracy theories?
Ever wonder why they don't make the zippers on these things go further?
Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.

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