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• The bottle of water is now empty.
• Ever wonder why the SAME PEOPLE make up ALL the conspiracy theories?
• Your bottle is now full of water.
• It makes you wonder, doesn't it? Just how normal are we?
  Just who are the people we nod our hellos to as we pass on the street?...
• No wonder there is water pollution. Everyday, some 300 million bottles of Coca Cola are drunk by people around the world.
• consult guide about Santraginean mineral water The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  A strong body of opinion holds that this is not water at all, despite the claims on the label about how pure the spring is, and all that tosh about sparkling babbling brooks and so on....
• 1: Did you hear about Miss Hoover? She drank a bottle of drain cleaner by mistake.
  2: Oh, I heard she fell down a well. [Principal Skinner comes in with Miss Hoover, who is crying] Lisa...
• Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? -- John Mendoza
• Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it.
  If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information....