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• Do you think that illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
• I think all cars should have car phones in 'em and their license plates should be their phone number.
  So you can call 'em up and tell 'em to get the hell out of the way....
• I Saw better conversations in alphabet soup.
• When I get through making Benny eat his words he'll think he's been on a diet of dry alphabet soup.
  -- Fred Allened Alle...
• Ever wonder why the SAME PEOPLE make up ALL the conspiracy theories?
• mart like a dog. -This is meant to indicate intelligence.
  It has to be said in a gruff accent of some sort while tapping your forehead meaningfully to get the full effect....
• Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? Just spell "Evian" backwards!
• I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Youth.It's a wonder that anyone ever outgrows it.