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Ever notice how a dog likes to bark at a drunk? And vice versa? -- Pat Buttram
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I...
Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don't get it... -- Steven Wrigh
Ever notice how religion and a political campaign are alike?
You can't tell if the promises are true until it's too late to go back....
Ever notice that "cat the output to 'time'" makes more sense if you read it backwards?
Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?
Ever notice that fifteen minutes into a Jerry Lewis telethon you start rooting for the disease?
-- Jim Sherbe...
Ever notice that IMHO sounds a lot like `I'm a whore'?
hat's why every time you see those letters you should think `Who's the pimp?...
Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision? -- Marilyn Monroe
Ever of thee I 'm fondly dreaming, Thy gentle voice my spirit can cheer.
-- George Linley (1798-1865) -- Ever of Thee...

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