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• While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
  How an elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know. -- Groucho Marx...
• Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With a blue-elephant gun.
  Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun....
• Have you ever jumped the Elephant Mans bones?
• May a diseased elephant sit on your face.
• If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
• May a pregnant elephant choose your living room for the delivery.
• You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?
  Yeeees.... Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit....
• No author ever spar'd a brother.
  -- John Gay (1688-1732) -- Fables, Part i, The Elephant and the Bookselle...