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Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on. -- Karen Elizabeth Gordo
Either I've gone nuts, or all this is really happening.
If I'm nuts, I'll be the last to know. So I might as well act as if everything is just the way it looks....
Either one of us, by himself, is expendable. Both of us are not.
-- Kirk, "The Devil in the Dark," stardate 3196.1....
Either sue me, or shut the hell up. -- Greg Hennessy, gsh7w@virginia.edu
Either they go, or I do. -- Oscar Wilde, of his new bedroom curtains (attrib.), 1900
Either Way You Get Your Dog Back -- Sign for a combined Veterinarian and Taxidermist busine
Ejectable helicopter seats. -- Polish inventio
EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity.
It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Ejukashun never dun me no good.
Eke wonder last but nine deies never in toun.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- Troilus and Creseide, Book iv, Line 525...

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