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Elleuw, Eenspector, ahem, CHIEF Eenspector Clewseau ees not een the rheum to answer the pheuwne at the meument, so stop acteeng lahk a minkey, you FUEWL, and leave a mesSAGE.
.. (Oriental voice:)...
Elliptic paraboloids for sale.
Eloi, eloi, lama sabachtani?
Eloquence is logic on fire.
ELOQUENCE, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be.
It includes the gift of making any color appear white....
ELP Enter Loop Permanently
El Presidente smokes cigars Anyone he does not like He shoots or puts behind bars.
-- Circle Jerks, "Coup D'Eta...
El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here.
Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans... I have heard a single voice....
Elsie is so ugly she's been turned down more times than a bedspread .
.. Two weeks ago she won first prize in a beauty contest....
Elsie's awfully good to her mother--she never goes home. -- Charley Weaver (Cliff Arquette)

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