Either They Go, Or I Do. -- Oscar Wilde, Of His New Bedroom Curtains (attrib.), 1900

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• Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
• My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death.
  One or the other of us has to go. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) -- in Frank Harris Oscar Wilde...
• Either the wallpaper goes or I do. -- Oscar Wilde, last word
• You ought to be a doctor," he said to Turner, "as you always want people to do what they don't want to.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) -- 28 November 1900, two days before his death, -- when he was already rather ill....
• Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him either.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• Biography lends to death a new terror. -- Oscar Wilde
• This wallpaper is dreadful. One of us has simply got to go. -- Oscar Wilde (his last words)
• Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him either.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• The worst vice of the fanatic is his sincerity. -- Oscar Wilde