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Elephants have four knees.
Elephants never forget, but you seldom see a kangaroo with a zipper.
Elephant to naked man: How do you manage to breathe through that thing, let alone pick up peanuts?
elevator controller: n. An archetypal dumb embedded-systems application, like {toaster} (which superseded it).
During one period (1983--84) in the deliberations of ANSI X3J11 (the C standa...
Elevators smell different to midgets.
Elevators traveling in the desired direction are always delayed and on arrival tend to run in pairs, threes of a kind, full houses, etc.
-- Pete Maike...
Eleven seconds after the warranty expires on your $
17,000 car, the engine will make a knocking sound that exactly duplicates the drum solo -- from Inna Gadda Da Vida....
Eliminate government waste no matter how much it costs.
ELIZA effect: /*-li:'z* *-fekt'/ [AI community] n. The tendency of humans to attach associations to terms from prior experience.
For example, there is nothing magic about the symbol `+' that ...
Ella, Ella, Ella...Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run away!
Death *really* hates that. -- Matt Frewer as Dr. Mike Stratford in 'Doctor, Doctor'...

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