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Election time is that period when politicians get free speech mixed up with cheap talk.
-- J. B. Kidd...
ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
Electric chairs are period furniture: they end a sentence
Electrician's breakfast: ohmlettes -- Raymond D. Love
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles, called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Electrons travel at the speed of light, which in m...
ELECTRICITY, n. The power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else.
It is the same thing as lightning, and its famous attempt to strike Dr. Franklin is one of the m...
Electrocution, n.: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.
Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally. [ charity starts at home. ]
Elegance and truth are inversely related. -- Becker's Razo

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