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• If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
• If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
• If God had intended man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples.
• If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had only ten apostles.
• Adopting the metric system would have certain psychological advantages -- such as being able to claim 18 centimeters instead of seven inches.
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• A centipede is an inchworm that has switched to the metric system.