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During the last presidential campaign, Quayle should have said "Read my lips.
Everything he says falls on deaf ears anyway....
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
During the race We may eat your dust, But when you graduate, You'll work for us.
-- Reed College chee...
During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic.
His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe....
During these blessed color-days no cloud darkens the sky, the winds are gentle, and the landscape rests, hushed everywhere, and indescribably impressive.
-- John Mui...
During the summer, lots of young boys go through a great deal trying to prove that it actually IS suntan, and NOT dirt!
During the White House Easter Egg Roll of 1991, Quayle signed autographs using only his finger.
He had prepared pre-signed cards which his aides handed out while he made signing gestures....
During this past Christmas while I was on a shopping spree in a department store I heard a little five-year-old talking to his mother on the down escalator.
He said, "Mommy, what do they do when the...
Durken: "I will have to say that this morning, I was the leader of the universe as I knew it.
This afternoon, I am only a voice in a chorus. But I think it was a good day....
Dusk faces with white silken turbans wreath'd.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Regained, Book iv, Line 76...

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