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• Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route!
• If I must go into eternity, I'd prefer to go by the scenic route.
• NAFTA will get us nowhere. At least nowhere good.
• PHILOSOPHY, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Taking drugs in the 60s, I tried to reach Nirvana, But all I ever got were re-runs of The Mickey Mouse Club.
  -- Rev. Jim...
• Taking drugs in the 60's, I tried to reach Nirvana, but all I ever got were re-runs of The Mickey Mouse Club.
  -- Rev. Jim...
• May the road rise up and fall on you.