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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so...look at the Platypus. -- Robin William
Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe?
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
Do you think I was born in a wood to be afraid of an owl?
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?
Do you think that an exercise freak invented power steering? -- Garfield
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
-- Steven Wrigh...
Do you think the ``Monkees'' should get gas on odd or even days? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Do you think there's a God?" "Well, SOMEbody's out to get me!" -- Calvin & Hobbe
Do you think the service station could sell me Midnight Oil?
Well no, but they did sell me ice Then to the Optometrist for R....

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