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  They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho Marx...
• As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• Those are my principles, and if you don't like them.
  .. well, I have others. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977
• I can not say that I don't disagree with you. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. -- Groucho Marx
• I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
  -- Groucho Marx...