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• Do you think there's a God?" "Well, SOMEbody's out to get me!" -- Calvin and Hobb
• God put me here with certain things to do and right now and I'm so far behind, I'll probably never die.
  -- Bill Watterson, Calvin, Calvin and Hobbe...
• Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
  -- Calvin & Hobbe...
• C'mon, Hobbes, if you lend me a buck I'll buy you a comic book." -- Calvin & Hobbe
• It's only work if somebody makes you do it. -- Calvi
• Just think! With the push of a button, you could be a 500-story gastropod -- a slug the size of the Chrysler Building.
  "Gosh, how can I refuse?" "Well, if you don't like that, be something else!...
• Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?
  Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help. -- Calvin and Hobbe...