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• I don't know if the death penalty ever stopped anyone from killin', but it stops 'em from killin' again.
  -- Elvi...
• Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?
• Always begin with a woman by telling her that you don't understand women.
  You will be able to prove it to her satisfaction more certainly than anything else you will ever tell her....
• If I could read your mind, love, What a tale your thoughts could tell
  Just like a paperback novel, The kind the drugstore sells, When you reach the part where the heartaches come, The hero would be me, Heroes often fail, You won't read that book again, because the ending is just too hard to take....