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• Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.
• IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
• If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi!
• Beer won't drive you to drink.
• Be careful when throwing a boomerang - you might hit the back of your head.
• Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels.
• You shouldn't drink and drive. If you get drunk, don't call a cab.
  That could cost you twenty dollars or forty dollars or fifty dollars....
• Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?