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Don't bother me. I've got my three miracle minimum.
When the Pope signs my sainthood papers, I'm outta here!...
Don't bother to brag about your ancestors, since the records fail to show that Adam and Eve were ever married!
Don't break it if you can't fix it. -- Marketing manage
Don't breath, be oblivious! -- random thought generato
Don't brood. Get on with living and loving. You don't have forever. -- Leo F. Buscaglia
Don't build more nukes until we use the ones we have.
Don't burn your bridges behind you.
Don't call it a lie, call it "changing your mind." -- Liberal Rule #18
DON'T call me dude, dude.
Don't call someone a bad name if they have a loaded pistol
don't call your girlfriend Tina if her name is Vivien. -- George Underwood...

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