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• None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors.
  The records do not show that Adam and Eve were married. -- Ed Howe...
• Never brag about your ancestors coming over on the Mayflowe
  he immigration laws weren't as strict in those days. -- Lew Leh...
• Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear all about the men she could've married, and she didn't have to hear all about the dishes his mother cooked.
• Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to have to supply a man with food and then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
  -- Helen Rowland...
• There were computers in Biblical times. Adam had a Wang. Eve had an Apple.
• Let your work brag about you.
• God created Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve.
• Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
  -- Agnes Repplie...
• God: The Ultimate Autobiography =============================== (Holy Ghost-written by Jeremy Pascall) Featuring
  * THE TRUTH ABOUT ADAM AND EVE, and why they were fired from the world's first theme park....