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Don't become a concert pianist. They use the soft pedal as *well* as the damper.
Be thankful you never liked organs, because you don't stand a chance....
Don't become Roadkill on the "Data Super-Hype-Way".
Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again.
And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends....
Don't be irreplaceable--if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Don't believe anything you read and only half of what you see. -- Will Roge
Don't believe a word she says, Monsieur! The sheep, they are all LIARS!
-- A French citizen attempting to dissuade THE BADGER...
Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
Don't believe in superstition - it brings bad luck.
Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told.

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