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  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Help! The Smurfs in my HD just went on Strike
• Got my Uzi, got some Scotch...let's go to Disneyland!
• I just booted my computer... it went 23 yards!!
• My pants just went to high school in the Carlsbad Caverns!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• An idea is not responsible for the people who believe it. -- Don Marqui
• Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind. -- Don Marqui
• All of you out there who believe in telepathy, raise your hand.
  "All right. Now, everyone who believes in telekinesis...raise MY hand." -- Dennis Owe...
• My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!! -- Zippy the Pinhead