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• To confuse children with angels is a dangerous thing.
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• Are you married? No, I'm divorced. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
  A lot of things I didn't know about. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
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• How do you know it's summer in Seattle? The rain's warmer.
• Education is learning that you did not even know what you did not even know you did not even know.
• Dear purveyors of senseless violence: I know this may sound silly at first, but I believe that the cartoons you show to our children are influencing their behavior in a negative way.
  Please try to tone down the psychotic violence in your otherwise fine programming....
• Life sucks. -- Al Bundy from "Married with Childre