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• In my youth I wanted to be a great pantomimist--but I found I had nothing to say. -- Victor Borge
• I am Victor of Borge. Prepare to be entertained.
• I remember when people used to step outside a moment for a breath of fresh air.
  Now sometimes you have to step outside for days before you get it. -- Victor Borge...
• I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• The shortest distance between two people is laughter. -- Victor Borge
• Laughter is the closest distance between two people." -- Victor Borge