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Defining and analyzing humour is a pastime of humorless people. -- Robert Benchley
Definitely, times have changed. If you flunk out of high school today, you will likely have to settle for being just Vice President.
Definite maybe -- Oxymoro
Definite possibility -- Oxymoro
Definition of a hermaphrodite: a bisexual built for two. -- Jeff Daiell
Definition of a prostitute - receiver of swollen goods.
Definition of mixed emotions: Finding out your ex-wife accepted a Kirby Award on your behalf in San Diego.
-- Dave Sim...
Definition of Sys Admi
Definition of Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Deflector shields just came on, Captain.
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