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• Analyzing humour is like analyzing a frog : you can do it, but the frog tends to die in the process.
• Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• There may be said to be two classes of people in the world
  hose who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not....
• Streets full of water; please advise. -- Robert Benchley
• The only cure for a real hangover is death. -- Robert Benchley
• A really good bass is the hardest drunk to find. -- Robert Benchley
• Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini. -- Robert Benchley
• There are several ways to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.
  -- Robert Benchley...