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Dejeuner, n. The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris.
Variously pronounced. -- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
De la peau de lion l'ane s'etant vetu Etoit craint partout a la ronde.
(Dressed in the lion's skin, the ass spread terror far and wide....
Delay always breeds danger. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iv, Chap.
ii...
Delay is preferable to error. -- Thomas Jefferso
Delay is the deadliest form of denial. -- Parkinson's Law of Delay
Delays created while you wait.
Delays have dangerous ends. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VI -- Act iii, Sc. 2
Delegates? The last time I saw something like that, it was being served on a plate.
-- Lwaxana Troi about the Antedians, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2...
DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
DELETE A FORTUNE! Don't some of these fortunes just drive you nuts?
! Wouldn't you like to see some of them deleted from the system?...

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