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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
Delta: A real man lands where he wants to. -- David Letterma
delta: n. 1. [techspeak] A quantitative change, especially a small or incremental one (this use is general in physics and engineering).
I just doubled the speed of my program!" "What wa...
Delta: The kids will love our inflatable slides. -- David Letterma
Delta: We never make the same mistake three times. -- David Letterma
DELUGE, n. A notable first experiment in baptism which washed away the sins (and sinners) of the world.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
DELUSION, n. The father of a most respectable family, comprising Enthusiasm, Affection, Self-denial, Faith, Hope, Charity and many other goodly sons and daughters.
All hail, Delusion! Were i...
Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.
-- Lazarus Long...
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. -- Jane Wagne
Demand the establishment of the government in its rightful home at Disneyland.

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