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Democracy rules 40% OK, 45% NO, 15% Don't know.
Democracy takes time. Dictatorship is quicker, but too many people get shot.
-- From the excellent Channel 4 production, "A Very British Coup...
Democracy, which is a charming form of government, full of variety and disorder, and dispensing a sort of equality to equals and unequals alike.
-- Plato, The Republic. Book VIII. 558...
Democratic Vice-Presidential candidate Lloyd Bentson today said that he would now return to his old job as the Grandfather Clock on the Captain Kangaroo show.
-- Dennis Miller, SNL Weekend Update...
Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group....
Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall.
Democrats give their worn-out clothes to those less fortunate. Republicans wear theirs.
Democrats keep trying to cut down on their smoking but are not successful. Neither are Republicans.
Democrats make up plans and then do something else.
Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made. -- Paul Dickso...
Democrats name their children after currently popular sports figures, politicians, and entertainers.
Republican children are named after their parents or grandparents, depending on where the money is....

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