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Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
Cucumbers get more pickled than brine gets cucumbered. -- Prescott's pickle principle
Cucumbers have fewer calories. -- Cucumbers are Bette
Cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing.
-- Samuel Johnso...
Cucumbers stay hard for a week. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
Cucumbers won't give you a hangover. -- Cucumbers are Bette
Cudgel thy brains no more about it. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act v, Sc. 1
CUESLIX - Pool players favorite cereal
CUI BONO? [Latin] What good would that do _me_? -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Cuisine is something like food but the portions are smaller and the prices are higher.
If you happen to have French cuisine then the waiter will insult you as you are served....

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