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• Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• Cucumbers don't get TOO excited. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Get up one time more than you're knocked down. -- Peter's Principle of Succe
• A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• Cucumbers are easy to pick up. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Cucumbers stay hard for a week. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man: (1) Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
  (2) Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves....