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Curiosity may kill the cat, but a 12 gauge is quicker!
CURIOSITY, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind.
The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul....
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
Curiosity: The reason why most of us haven't committed suicide long ago.
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will. -- James Stephe
Curiouser and curiouser! -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Curious: Leans over to look at neighbor's equipment.
Pisses in neighbor's pocket. -- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
Currency -- "101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR
Currently, a marriage is considered successful if it lasts long enough for the exchange of all the duplicates received during the wedding as gifts.
Currently in the process of coming up with a clever and witty sig.
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