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• Cucumbers won't give you a hangover. -- Cucumbers are Bette
• Cucumbers are easy to pick up. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Cucumbers stay hard for a week. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
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• A cucumber doesn't have hands when it's desperate. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy.
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• With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.
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• Cucumbers don't fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow.
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