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Cupid kissed God and that got the ball rollin'. -- Concerning the origins of love -- Julio, age 9
CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was no doubt inflicted upon mythology for the sins of its deities.
Of all unbeautiful and inappropriate conceptio...
Cupid's arrow kills Vulcans.
Cuprum: moonshine.
Cured ham? No, thanks, pal. Cured of what? What if it has a relapse on my plate? -- Tommy Sledge
Cure for baldness: Put on your hat!
Cures For Impotence - By Hugh G. Rectio
Cure the disease and kill the patient.
Curioser and curioser!
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with the mower!
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