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• Cucumbers have fewer calories. -- Cucumbers are Bette
• Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all. -- Cucumbers are Bette
• You can open a cucumber using only your teeth. -- Cucumbers are Bette
• Cucumbers are easy to pick up. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Cucumbers stay hard for a week. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...