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consult guide about Vogons The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
Vogons, whose specialties are bureaucracy and planet-smashing, are the...
consult guide about walking The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
If you have to consult the Guide about that, you're probably in seriou...
consult guide about Zaphod Beeblebrox The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
Zaphod Beeblebrox is the current President of the Galaxy. ...
CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN: Pain in the ass. -- Interpreting supervisors comments...
Consult the dictionary frequently to avoid mispelling. -- Writing Rule 30
CONSULT, v.i. To seek another's disapproval of a course already decided on.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Consume and you will be consumed.
CONSUMER NOTICE: Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving.
Consumes hard drugs as vitamins.
Contacts Plus... The adventure continues.

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