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Congenital: Friendly...
Congratulation, n. The civility of envy. -- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary
Congratulations!
Congratulations! By correctly dialing 123-4567, you have become eligible to leave a message!
(Applause.) Join the lucky few that have advanced to the next level!...
Congratulations, Data. It's a girl. -- Troi, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
CONGRATULATIONS! Now should I make thinly veiled comments about DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE?
? -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Congratulations on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
-- Yogi Berra...
Congratulations! The pressure will stop soon.
Congratulations! You are the 16,777,216th user to login to our system.
Congratulations! You are the one-millionth user to log into our system.

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