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• Congratulations!
• McKee's Law: When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.
• If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop helping you.
• My congratulations to the committee that planned this day.
• Tell the Pope that this is a small matter and it can easily be made suitable
  let him make the world a suitable place and painting will soon follow suite....
• high pressure system failure
• CAUTION! Contents under pressure!
• CAUTION! SysOp under pressure!
• No pressure, no diamonds. -- Mary Case