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Condense soup, not books!
Conditional jumps is when you tell the computer to go to a certain place.
Unconditional is if you put it in the wrong place so the computer goes to the wrong place....
condition out: vt. To prevent a section of code from being compiled by surrounding it with a conditional-compilation directive whose condition is always false.
The {canonical} examples of ...
CONDOLE, v.i. To show that bereavement is a smaller evil than sympathy.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Condom - an apartment complex.
Condom - external storage capability.
condom: n. 1. The protective plastic bag that accompanies 3.
5-inch microfloppy diskettes. Rarely, also used of (paper) disk envelopes....
Condoms are like listening to a symphony with cotton in your ears.
Condoms should be marketed in three sizes, because failures tend to occur at the extreme ends of the scale .
.. We should package them in different sizes and maybe label them like olives - jumbo, col...
Condoning sloppy spelling is guache.

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