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• Adore, v.: To venerate expectantly. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• PLEASE, v. To lay the foundation for a superstructure of imposition.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Example is better than following it. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• Brain, v. [as in "to brain"]: To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly
  o dispel a source of error in an opponent. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• PARDON, v. To remit a penalty and restore to the life of crime.
  To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude....
• PRAY, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• RECOLLECT, v. To recall with additions something not previously known.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...