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Confront reality -- Not drugs.
Confucius says too much. -- Recent Chinese proverb
Confuse a public servant by asking exactly what they mean by "height" on that long form.
Ask them why they think "green" isn't a valid answer for the "complexion" question....
Confused Now? -- Try EDLIN with Speed Reader.
Confused: Stands looking puzzled at urinal. Asks where the paper is.
This is usually a woman who has wandered into the wrong washroom....
Confuse people: start making sense.
confuser: n. Common soundalike slang for `computer'.
Usually encountered in compounds such as `confuser room', `personal confuser', `confuser guru'....
Confuse the world -- smile all day Monday!
Confusing yourself is a way to stay honest." -- Jenny Holze
CONFUSION ALERT! CONFUSION ALERT!

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