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• A woman's place is in the wrong.
• Access holes will be 1/2" too small -- Smith's Law of Computer Repair Holes that are the right size will be in the wrong place.
  -- Corollary...
• You look for the battles in the wrong place. The true test of a warrior is not without - it is within.
  -- Worf to Korris, "Heart of Glory", stardate 41503.7...
• An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. -- David Gerrold
• The computer is absolutely right; therefore you must be wrong.
• They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.
• If you need help to discover what the entrees on the menu mean, you are in the wrong place, since it is highly unlikely you will be able to afford the meal!
• You exist; it's this place that is unreal.
• In place of infinity we usually put some really big number, like 15.
  -- Anonymous Computer Science professo...