Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Combat -- Glass Cellar of Male Disposibility, 09
Combat Tupperware keeps my shooting skills fresher; longer" -- "BURP
Combiloops: The 2-3 unsuccessful attempts at opening a combination lock
Comb your hair...you look dreadful!
COM: Clear Operator's Mind
Come and get me? You big bag of wind?? I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's not smart to tease a tornado.
-- Marshall, "Tornado Days", Eerie Indiana...
Come and receive baptism and absolution from civilized sins.
You were but sprinkled last year. Come and be immersed! -- John Mui...
Come away, O human child! To the waters and the wild With a faery, hand in hand, For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
-- William Butler Yeats, "The Stolen Child...
Come back here! I'll bite your bloody knees off!
Come back kitty! We've got skindiving lessons at 4!

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