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• 1) You can't win. (2) You can't break even. (3) You can't even quit the game.
  -- Ginsberg's Theorem Every major philosophy that attempts to make life seem meaningful is based on the negation of one part of Ginsberg's Theorem....
• Ginsberg's Theorem: (1) You can't win. (2) You can't break even.
  (3) You can't even quit the game. Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem...
• 9 Very Unsuccessful Pick-up Lines: ---------------------------------- 1.
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• glork /glork/ 1. interj. Term of mild surprise, usually tinged with outrage, as when one attempts to save the results of two hours of editing and finds that the system has just crashed.
  2. Used as a name for just about anything. See foo....
• glork: /glork/ 1. interj. Term of mild surprise, usually tinged with outrage, as when one attempts to save the results of two hours of editing and finds that the system has just crashed.
  2. Used as a name for just about anything. See {foo}....
• andomness: n. 1. An inexplicable misfeature; gratuitous inelegance.
  2. A {hack} or {crock} that depends on a complex combination of coincidences (or, possibly, the combination upon which the crock depends for its accidental failure to malfunction)....