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• Experience - a comb life gives you after you loose your hair. -- Judith Ste
• Chester: [as Kent Brockman walks in front of his gold house] Shoeshine, sir?
  Comb your hair for ya? Sir? [Kents walks away in contempt] Sir?...
• Edna: Tighten those braids, Missy...hoist your flag, Dooley.
  .. Nelson, you look adorable. Nelson: I feel like punching myself....
• Homer: Now, sweetie, don't worry about a thing. I'll teach you to comb it over so no one can tell.
  Just like my hair! [Marge imagines herself with a Homer-esque comb-over, and breaks into sobs] -- A fate worse than death?...
• Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
• Still, no matter what Webster's says, to me a date is going out with a guy you like, and he opens the doors for me, and I comb my hair and try to be civilized.
  A date is planned out in advance, so you have plenty of time to get nervous about it....
• If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
• Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
  Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?...