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Come back kitty! We've got skindiving lessons at 4!
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Now is come the time on Shprockets ven ve dance.
Kitty, kitty, kitty. Come and get your lovely din-din. -- Sgt Benton, The Green Death
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.
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Lou: Here you go, ma'am. [escorts Milhouse back into the classroom] Krabappel
Mmm. Quick work. How'd you know he was gonna run?...
Curse all his virtues! they 've undone his country.
-- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act iv, Sc. 4...
10. Not everybody looks good naked. 9. Joe Garagiola was a hell of an emcee.
8. Joe Cocker really should stick with decaffeinated coffee....
We'll cross that bridge when we come back to it later.
We'll cross out that bridge when we come back to it later.