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• Come back ya pansie! I'll bite yer legs off!
• Bloody explorers ponce off to mumbo-jumbo land...come back with a tropical disease, a suntan, and a bag of brown lumpy things.
  ..Bob's your uncle everyone's got a picture of them in the toilet. -- Edmund : Potato...
• on "Bite Back"] Kent: Apu, will you ever stop selling spoiled meat?
  Apu: No -- I mean, yes -- I mean -- uh oh. [sweats] [Apu turns off the TV] I think I come off very well....
• I hold your hand in mine, dear, I press it to my lip
  I take a healthy bite from your dainty fingertips, My joy would be complete, dear, if you were only here, But still I keep your hand as a precious souvenir....
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• Watson! Come here! I want your body!
• A computer cuts your work in half and gives you back the bloody stumps.
• No, it doesn't come with bloody wafers!
• SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!